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Do It Like A Man 3 September, 2007

Posted by monopod in Gear, Miscellaneous.


According to Shewee, this is:

A molded plastic funnel that provides women with a simple, private and hygienic method of urinating without removing clothes whilst standing AND sitting.

When positioned securely under the crotch, and with underwear pushed to the side, Shewee directs urine away from the body to a suitable place, such as a toilet, a container or a conveniently located tree!
No more crossed legs or uncomfortable squatting.

Maintain your privacy and banish bare bottoms!

Stand up at public toilets to avoid unhygienic seats and smelly portable loos.

Hike/climb/ski/jog off the beaten track, miles from the nearest toilet.

Travel the world with the comfort of home in your pocket.

What they DON’T tell you is HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO PEE STANDING UP. So here we are, in the shower experimenting with new gadget, bellowing at Him about HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO PEE STANDING UP, while Him is peeing himself laughing outside because everyone in the conference accommodation block with wafer-thin walls probably now knows that I’m peeing in my shower with my brilliant Shewee.

I’m all empowered now though. I can pee like a man. I will conquer the world. (Just got to make sure you hold said Shewee tightly enough against your delicate bits though, otherwise you’ll be conquering the world with mystery stains down the inside of your trouser legs.)



1. marsha - 5 September, 2007

hi nat!

hahaha …. this is hilarious!

2. monopod - 5 September, 2007

Ho ho ho. đŸ˜‰

When are you leaving???

3. bouncybaby - 11 September, 2007

N, I am very unhappy – had a dream about this flippin’ gadget last night, mostly about trying to use one in public and arguing with someone about its proper positioning before realising that it wouldn’t work as I was actually trying to use an ankle support sock instead of a funnel.

My hormones are causing dreams that are dodgy enough as it is without you introducing weird things like this into my subconscious – grr!!

4. monopod - 11 September, 2007

Sorry G, but:


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