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In a Glass of Its Own 16 October, 2006

Posted by monopod in Miscellaneous.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman go into a pub. They order three pints of Guinness. The proprietor gives them the three pints, but just at that moment three flies land in each of the three glasses.

The Englishman pushes his glass away.

The Scotsman drinks the Guinness. Including the fly.

The Irishman picks the fly out of his pint of Guinness and thumps it up and down on the countertop yelling “Spit it out, ye bastard, will ye spit it out”

(NB: Witty title – and joke – blatantly stolen from Peter Biddlecombe.)


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