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A Prayer for the Stressed 22 March, 2006

Posted by monopod in Miscellaneous.

We’ve just adopted this as our new departmental motto:

A Prayer for the Stressed

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me always to give 100% at work; 12% on Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday.
And help me to remember when I am having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth.



1. Bev - 24 March, 2006

SO funny! Especially the 100% at work part.

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