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Body Disproportions 9 June, 2005

Posted by monopod in Self-Absorption.
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According to Bay Trading, I have size 10 shoulders and size 8 boobs. The danger of this in a wrap top is that when you plump for the top that doesn’t imprison your underarms you end up unwittingly flashing random people. Will, of course, have to make greater effort next time with pretty undies.

I also appear to have a size 8/10 arse and thighs and a size 6 waist, and shops who make all their clothes for apple-shaped people should start getting a clue. Although this may cease to be a problem if I continue eating prawn crackers at the rate I have been doing tonight.

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1. bev - 10 June, 2005

me too! that’s why we find it so hard to find jeans that fit properly. =P although maybe the numbers are getting higher for me.. no no!

2. monopod - 10 June, 2005

Look on the bright side… at least hipster trousers make your bum look smaller 😉


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