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Boom boom 4 November, 2004

Posted by monopod in Self-Absorption.
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I read this on the blog of a friend of a relative:

So Descartes walks into a bar and the barman asks him if he’ll have a martini.
Descartes: I think not.
And then he vanishes.

This reminds me of the Swan Jokes which I used to tell. I’m not sure how they came about.

Once upon a time there were swans who were twins.
Then one of them died.
So they weren’t twins any more.

Wocka wocka.

You don’t want to know me anymore, do you.

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1. Michelle - 5 November, 2004

I like this one:

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to hold the llama and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly-coloured machine tools.

2. monopod - 6 November, 2004

Ha! I like that one too 🙂

I once spent a whole night and early morning discussing one of Dali’s paintings…


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